NKU Pharmaceuticals introduces VOTRUBRIX™. Taken regularly VOTRUBRIX™ promises to provide temporary relief from myopic vision, loss of voice, or an embarrassing inability to identify institutional values.

WARNING: VOTRUBRIX™ is not for everyone. High dosage or long term use may cause headaches, exhaustion and a complete breakdown in communication. For some users VOTRUBRIX™ may lead to faculty impotence and a variety of debilitating stress disorders. You should not take VOTRUBRIX™ if you enjoy teaching small classes, have a persistent commitment to collegial governance, or if you are a faculty member in a traditional Humanities program. If general education reform lasts for more than four months, stop taking VOTRUBRIX™ and call your doctor immediately.

VOTRUBRIX™. Sweet dreams. Harsh realities. Ask your doctor if VOTRUBRIX™ is right for you.

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